Thumb Crumba

''Thumb Crumba is the best. He doesn’t win…he won. He isn’t a contender. He already contended. You know the big race coming up next year? Won it. You know how they have tryouts next week? Made the team already. You know how we have that one little empty hole inside which brings tears when we think about it? No? Please help Thumb Crumba. LOL fake! He won!''

About Thumb Crumba
Thumb Crumba is Citizen #8 of the Uglydoll series Citizens of the Uglyverse.