Jayberry

''Jayberry is a salesman. Want to pay a little bit? Jayberry is going to help you pay a lot more for it but in little bits, so you don’t feel like you paid a lot for a little. Does that sound ok? A little? No? Darn! Ok well Jayberry is not a GOOD Salesman. Maybe he needs to cut down on sounding like a total scammer? Could be. He means well. Perhaps he just needs to be loved and cared for? Want to pay a little bit, but in 1000 installments? Ok no no.''

About Jayberry
Jayberry is Citizen #17 of the Uglydoll series Citizens of the Uglyverse.